- Kyle: I have a great idea for a dumpling truck.
- Bobby: What would you call it?
- Kyle: Dumps Like A Truck.
- Bobby: *laughter*
- Kyle: *laughter*
- Bobby: I have a great idea for a fried chicken truck.
- Kyle: What would you call it?
- Bobby: Thighs Like What.
- Kyle: These jokes write themselves!
Alternate Chowentines Day
It’s not you, it’s me.
You’re giving me the it’s not you it’s me? I INVITED THE it’s not you, it’s me. If anyone, it’s me.
Fine George, it’s you.
You’re damn right it’s me.
doesn’t mean you should.” - The constant running thought that prevents me from posting 90% of things on tumblr.